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Ain't This Write?
This humorous activity is a way to show your students what can happen when people do not write correct, standard English. It is built around a few pieces of "urban folklore" collected by Alan Dundes and Carl R. Pagter, and published in their book Work Hard and You Shall Be Rewarded (1975, republished 1992).
- a copy of the student assignment for each student in your class
- books
- Anguished English: An Anthology of Accidental Assaults Upon Our Language
by Richard Lederer
Dell (Laurel leaf, 1989)
Here is a student assignment I created using sentences from Anguished English- More Anguished English: an Expose of Embarrassing, Excruciating, and Egregious Errors in English
by Richard Lederer
Dell (1994)- Woe is I: The Grammarphobe's Guide to Better English in Plain English
by Patricia T. O'Connor
Putnam (1996)- Sometimes the Dragon Wins: Yet More Urban Folklore from the Paperwork Empire
by Alan Dundes and Carl R. Pagter
Syracuse University Press (1996)- Never Try to Teach a Pig to Sing: Still More Urban Folklore from the Paperwork Empire (Humor in
Life and Letters Series)
by Alan Dundes and Carl R. Pagter
Wayne State University Press (1991)- When You Are Up to Your Ass in Alligators: More Urban Folklore from the Paperwork Empire
by Alan Dundes and Carl R. Pagter
Wayne State University Press (1987)Caveat: Certain pieces of the urban folklore collected in the Dundes and Pagter books will be considered offensive (scatological or sexual) by some people. The selections I've made for this activity are not. They are just funny, as are most in the books. However, because of the potential for controversy, you should review the books carefully before recommending them to students (especially younger ones).
- web sites
- radio reports
On Saturday, January 29, 2000, Scott Simon, host of NPR's Weekend Edition Saturday, interviewed Anders Henriksson, professor of history at Shepherd College. (The interview can be heard at http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1069743) Professor Henriksson published an article in The Wilson Quarterly (Winter 2000 issue), Hindsight into The Future: A History of the Past, Part II (pages 26-30). In it he compiles a history of civilization from some of the most memorable student bloopers that have come his way. This article must be read to be believed. However, be warned, it is one of the most hilarious things I have ever read.
Henriksson's 1983 Wilson Quarterly article, Life Reeked with Joy, is also available online. Another version, shown with one compiled by Richard Lederer is available at http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/7474/blhistor.html.
To hear the interview with Henriksson, you'll need the Real Player plug-in for your Internet browser. After it is installed, you can click on the Hindsight into the future listen link.
On December 24, 2001, the Washington Post published a review of Henriksson's book Non Campus Mentis. You can read excerpts from the book here.
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